You are a nice guy and I think you would like it here.
As I said before, my friggin' friend Brad Fairyman always tells me to be careful about things, and I promised I would. I want to help you but I have a couple of questions: 1. Your first email you were Albert Fredthe (Chief Accounting Officer). Rumor has it that Key Bank is going to give me $10 to open up a checking account in November, so I might wait until then 3. I know ever since Jeff (my real dad) left, I have trust issues (or so my guidance counselor used to say), BUT I DO TRUST YOU. I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT IN REPLYING ME IN THIS PENDING MUTUAL BENFICIARY BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES. MY SHARE WILL BE USE FOR LARGE SCALE INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES BECUASE YOU WILL BE INCHARGE OF THE BUSINESS AND YOU OWN THE RIGHT BUSINESS TO ESTABLISH WITH MY FUND. She will be equipped with 3 Ninja Throwing Stars and Knumchuks. If your wondering where I got the idea for option 2, please rent American Ninja 4: The Annihilation starring Mike Dudikoff, David Bradley and directed by Cedric Sundstrom. If you think Ariel (The Lord of Darkness) can be trusted, than option 1 it is.
Brad suggested that I get some type of picture of you or something, just so I know you're real. (Try not to be laying down in the picture, my wife might get the wrong idea). Please be patient with me because I want to help you. Is being a CHIEF ACCOUNTING OFFICER a hobby for you? If you can't do option 2, then we will definitely be going with option #1 because the last thing we need is a representative from the Humane Society on our tail.
IN REGARDS TO YOU E MAIL MESSAGE, I APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORT IN ASSISTING ME IN THIS FINANCIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION.
I NEED YOUR BANKING INFORMATION TO SECURE APPROVAL FROM THE GLOBLING BANK INFAVOUR OF YOUR NAME HAS THE BONAFIDE BENEFICIARY OF THE SAID FUND.
I NEED THE FOLLOWING BANKING INFORMATION: WITH THE ABOVE INFORMATION, I WILL EFFECT THE PAYMENT OF US$45,000,0 DOLLARS INTO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AND THIS WILL ONLY TAKE US 24 BANKING WORKING HOURS TO EXECUTIVE THIS FINANCIAL BUSINESS TRANSACTION THAT WILL BENEFIT BOTH PARTIES.