C#2: Tell her that she's fat, YEAH that'll work even better!
C#1: Look, FUCK YOU, I got a strong rap shit, you don't want Contestant number two, he's mad whack.
Contestant #2: First thing, I could never love you. but if I did, I'd probably show you that I care by takin' all these other motherfuckers outta here. I'd sing love songs to ya the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVE MAN!
I'd go through your phone book and whack 'em all, and find Contestant number one and break his fuckin' jaw (what!? Then we go to the beach and walk through the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just playin'.
I walked into a barn and there he was, standing up on a bucket *Laughs* tryin' to fuck it, it was a big, fucking, smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: DAMN dawg! Thanks to Samantha for submitting The Dating Game Lyrics.