After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd DRY fuck her till i nut in my underwear...(applause and laughter) Host: Now lets meet Contestant number 2. Sharon: I like a man who's not afraid to show his true emotion, a man who expresses himself in his own special way.Let's find out if his charm will work on Sharon Sharon, what's your question?
C#1: Yeah freak her with your nuts yo that'll get her C#2: Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better C#1: Look, fuck you, i got a strong RAP shit you don't want Contestant number 2 he's mad whack, I walked into a bar and there he was, standing on a bucket (uhhhh) tryin' to fuck it, it was a big fucking smelly ass farm LLAMA C#2: Damn dawg!
(Host Intro)Let's meet contestant #1He's a schitzophrenic serial killer clown, Who says women love his sexy smile. Tell me what you'd do to make that first impression really stay. Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed.
Well it sounds like contestant number two Is just over-flowing with sensativity, Sharon It's a tough choice so far Sharon, let's have your last question and See which one is going to win the rights to your neden Okay, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed me at the same time.
Tell me, how would you each get my attention, and what would your pick up line be? Okay, first I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fucking fat you are I'd tell that I like the way you make your titties shake And if you lost a little weight, you'd look like Rikki Lake!
shit I'm trying to find somethin to eat and tell your old ladies to keep your pennys if it aint above a quarter, don't even bother im sick of these little kids to I know you did it put a brick in your bag and hit me in the head with it and then they take my candy and diss "look what I got from the fat guy painted like kiss!